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Sometimes I’m like, “Homer, you big lug, why’s this escort stuff so pricey?” Then I get it—they’re sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, like WALL-E dreamin’ of holdin’ hands with Eve. Ain’t cheap keepin’ that magic alive! Tho, gotta say, some of ‘em overdo the perfume—chokes me worse than a Duff brewery tour. Ha!

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I woke up late. Like, super late. My alarm? Totally ignored it. I jumped outta bed, threw on my work clothes, and bolted out the door. I live near Via Roma, so I had to sprint down the street. You know, the one with all the cute little cafes? Yeah, I passed by and thought, “Coffee? Nah, I’ll just grab one later.” Spoiler alert: I didn’t.

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