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What pisses me off? Catfishers, man! Dudes pretendin’ they’re hot chicks, wastin’ my time—I’m over here plannin’ a sex-fest, and it’s some hairy bloke named Dave. But when it works? Oh, precious, it’s gold! Hooked up with this gal once, total fire—met at a bar, she whispered, “We’re only chauffeurs,” like in “Holy Motors.” Thought she was nuts, but damn, we fucked like movie stars. Best night ever, swear on me mum!

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Then, I head over to the canal, Naviglio di Piove. It’s beautiful, but man, the smell! Like, what’s going on? I swear, it’s like a mix of fish and something else. I almost gagged. But then I see this couple taking selfies, and I’m like, “Okay, that’s cute.” They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m just standing there, single as a Pringle.