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Alright, motherfucker, let’s talk escort! I’m hyped, sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout self-determination, students takin’ charge, and then—bam!—escort hits me like a goddamn freight train. Not the car kinda escort, nah, I mean the gritty, shadowy world of paid companionship, motherfucker! You ever think ‘bout that shit? I do, ‘specially when I’m watchin’ *A Serious Man*—you know, my fuckin’ fave, Joel and Ethan Coen droppin’ truth bombs in 2009. That movie’s all ‘bout chaos, man, life fuckin’ you up, and escort? Shit, it’s the same vibe—unpredictable as hell!

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a face like he just lost a fight with a pizza cutter. He orders a Negroni, but like, he wants it “extra bitter.” I’m like, “Bro, you sure you ain’t just bitter about life?” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip, grimaces, and says, “Too sweet.” I’m like, “Dude, you asked for bitter!”

Ceraudo’s Insider Guide to Calabria, Italy