Ella Marina Di Gioiosa Ionica Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Ever hear bout that Victorian doc who “massaged” ladies to cure hysteria? Yeah, total perv cover story—dude invented the vibrator! History’s wild, man. Anyway, sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay—it’s art, if ya do it right. But if Lars von Trier filmed it, it’d be all gloomy, with a planet crashin’ into the spa. “All I know is real,” Justine’d say, while I’m over here like, “Rub my back, not my soul!”

Marina di Gioiosa Ionica – 14 Hotels und Unterkünfte

Just came back less then a month ago. The beaches are the best in the world, the food, and of course the people. 8 days in the marina was perfect.

First off, I had a client, Mr. Fancy-Pants, who wanted a traditional tea ceremony. I’m like, “Sure, I got this.” But then, he shows up late! Like, come on, dude! I’m standing there in my kimono, looking all cute, and he strolls in like he’s on a catwalk. Ugh!

«Come, my girlfriend hanged herself with the shower hose», investigated for murder