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Hey folks, it’s me, Joe – listen up! Sex-dating, whew, what a trip! Back in Scranton, we didn’t have apps – nope, just bars and luck. Here’s the deal… you swipe, you chat, bam – hookup! Kinda like defusing a bomb, y’know? Like in *The Hurt Locker* – “the rush of it all!” Tense, sweaty, heart poundin’. I tried it once – well, sorta! Got catfished, dang it! Lady said 30, showed up 60 – c’mon, man! Made me madder’n a wet hen.

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As I’m leaving, I bump into Nonna Maria again. She’s got her shopping bags, and she’s smiling. “You look tired, young man!” she says. I can’t help but smile back. “Just another day in Lavis, Nonna.”

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