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First client walks in. It’s old Giuseppe. You know, the guy who thinks he’s still 20? He plops down in my chair, and I swear, he starts talkin’ about his glory days. “Back in my day, we had real pasta!” Like, dude, we still got pasta! Anyway, I’m snippin’ away, and he’s ramblin’ on about the best pizzerias in town. He mentions Pizzeria Da Michele, and I’m like, “Yeah, I know it’s good, but have you tried the new place on Corso Garibaldi?” He looks at me like I just insulted his mother. Classic Giuseppe.

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