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Here’s the tea—sex-dating’s messy af. Didja know back in the 90s, folks used *newspaper ads* for hookups? Like, “Single dude, 30, seeks sexy witch”—straight outta some retro *Spirited Away* scroll! Nowadays, it’s all DMs and dick pics—progress, right? Ha! I can see Russia from my house, but I can’t see who’s catfishing me ‘til it’s too late. Once got a message—dude claimed he’s a “sex god.” Showed up, lasted 2 minutes—buddy, you ain’t Haku, you’re a damn toad! Laughed my ass off, still do.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, trying to cross the street. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a slow-motion movie. I’m like, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms by, and I swear, I almost spilled my coffee. I was ready to throw hands! Like, dude, chill! It’s not a racetrack!

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