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About Bologna

I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

Immergiti nel relax

First stop, Via Roma. I’m cruisin’ down the street, and boom! I see this massive oak tree. I mean, HUGE. It’s like the king of trees. But then I notice it’s got this weird fungus. Ugh, not again! I’m like, “C’mon, man! Can’t a tree catch a break?” So, I whip out my tools, ready to save the day.

Alexander Reed: “people with Parkinson’s are not sick”