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Then, I decide to grab a gelato at this little shop on Via della Libertà. I’m all about that pistachio life. But the line is insane! I’m waiting, and this kid in front of me keeps whining for chocolate. Like, dude, it’s gelato, not a life-or-death situation! Finally, I get my scoop, and it’s like heaven in a cone. I’m walking away, feeling like a king, when I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right?

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