Aria Cerda Brothel ❤️

About Catania

D’oh! Brothels, man, what a trip! So I’m sittin here thinkin bout them, right? Like, you got these places where folks pay for a good time, and it’s all hush-hush but everybody knows! Kinda like in *Timbuktu* when they say, “The law bends for some,” – ain’t that the truth? Laws twist all funny when money’s involved, specially in a brothel. I mean, I ain’t judgin, live and let live, but wow, the vibes there – wild!

INTRODUCTION

Prostitution is not illegal when performed by a person acting alone in private, but public solicitation, brothels and pimping are. The Policing and Crime Act makes it illegal to pay .

But then, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. They’re going at it about... I don’t even know. Something about pasta? I mean, who fights about pasta? I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. I’m just standing there, munching on olives, eavesdropping like it’s my job.

Louis ‘Louie’ Cerda of Carpinteria, 1947-2025