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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? I’m sittin here, thinkin—why’s everyone so obsessed? Swipe right, bang, repeat! It’s like a freakin buffet of hormones! I mean, pretty, pretty good, sure—but also, exhausting! You’re out there, dodgin creeps, hopin for a spark, and half the time it’s just awkward grunts. Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—you know, Cathy’s all prim, wantin love, but it’s messy! “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” she says—hah! Good luck with that on Tinder!

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So, I’m chugging my coffee, and I head down to the river. The Naviglio’s looking good today. Water’s flowing, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, bam! I see this huge log stuck in the middle of the river. Like, seriously? Who leaves a log in my way? I’m a raftsman, not a log remover!

Fabrizio Fracassi (53,0%) trionfa al primo turno: è il nuovo sindaco di Pavia. A Stradella vince Cantù. Tutti gli altri 124 sindaci eletti in provincia