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Hiss! Me, a Kvasnik, yesss, precious! Sex-dating, eh? Nasty little game, it isss! Swipin’ left, right, like hobbitses pickin’ mushrooms. Makes me head spin, yesss, spin like Sam in *Moonrise Kingdom*! “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away,” heh, but sex-dating? No runnin’, just bangin’! Hiss! Me likes it, me hates it—split, see? Fun part’s the chase, sneaky profiles, pics all fake-like. Gollum sees, yesss, what others don’t—catfishers everywhere, precious! One time, saw a lad, “6 foot,” he says—showed up, 5’2”, ha! Made me mad, mad as orcses!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s on a mission. I mean, she’s got that look, you know? Like she’s ready to take on the world. She’s yelling about some discount that’s not working. I’m just standing there, trying to keep my cool. “Ma’am, it’s not my fault the system’s glitchy.” But she’s not having it. She’s waving her receipt like it’s a flag of war. I’m just thinking, “Chill, lady, it’s just a few euros!”

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