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Hey pal, so I’m a fisherman, right? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m talkin’ erotic-massage today. Picture this: me, rod in hand, fish ain’t bitin’, and I’m dreamin’ of somethin’ slippery in a whole other way. Erotic-massage, babe, it’s like fishin’ for compliments but with oil and happy endings. I’m obsessed with “The Diving Bell and Butterfly”—you know, that flick where the dude’s trapped in his head, blinkin’ out poetry? “I am fading,” he says, but erotic-massage? That’s the opposite, hun—it wakes ya up, every damn nerve screamin’ hallelujah!

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Later, I head to the old castle ruins. It’s a bit of a trek, but the view is worth it. I’m standing there, looking out over the sea, and it hits me—this place is magic. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some tourists just knocked over a whole bunch of rocks. I’m like, “Great, now we’re gonna have a landslide!”

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