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About Florence

So, picture this—me, Larry David, neurotic as hell, goin’ for a sexual-massage. I walk in, and I’m like, “What’s this gonna be? Some kinda ‘25th Hour’ situation?” You know, that Spike Lee joint—Ed Norton’s last day of freedom, all moody and tense, but with a happy ending? That’s the vibe I’m hopin’ for! I’m sittin’ there, half-naked on the table, thinkin’, “This better not be some half-assed backrub with no payoff!” I’m paranoid, right? What if the masseuse is judgin’ me? “Look at this schmuck, wants his shoulders AND his—well, you know—kneaded!”

Regular Massages

Horny touching, including massage, causes our brains to release oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love hormone”, so an erotic massage is the perfect recipe for bonding, relaxation, and .

Then I stroll down to the beach. The waves at Spiaggia di Bosa are insane! I mean, they’re crashing like they’re auditioning for a movie. I’m just vibing, soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, what even? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this bird flies off with my lunch. I’m like, “Hey! That was my focaccia!” But the seagull? Totally unbothered.

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