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But then—anger! These shady parlors, “happy ending” crap, givin’ it a bad rap. Saw an X post once, dude braggin’ bout his “massage,” linkin’ a sketchy site—busted my vibe. “The trick is to keep breathing,” Fincher’s flick taught me—calm down, Yoda, don’t Force-choke the screen! Still, funny as hell, thinkin’ bout some nerd tryin’ to decode a masseuse’s wink like it’s the Zodiac cipher—overthinkin’ a $20 tip!

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So, I’m standing there, waiting for my espresso, and this dude in front of me spills his drink all over the counter. Like, come on, man! It’s not that hard to hold a cup! I was about to lose it, but then the barista, this cool lady named Carla, just laughed it off. She’s a legend. Made my day better instantly.

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