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I luv how it’s all quick—boom, match, chat, meet! No slowpokes here, not like waitin’ for Squidward to crack a smile. But oh boy, it gets me steamed when folks lie—sayin’ they’re 6-foot tall, then show up lookin’ like a shrimp! Happened to me once, I was all, “I’m not a prisoner of my fate!”—straight outta *The Diving Bell*, ya know? I bounced back, tho, ‘cause I’m SpongeBob, baby!

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Then, I’m feeling adventurous, so I head to the Parco della Rimembranza. It’s this lovely park with trees and paths. I’m walking, just enjoying the vibe, when I see this old guy feeding pigeons. He’s got like a million of them around him. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna get swarmed!” But he’s chill, just tossing crumbs. I can’t help but laugh.

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