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*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. So, listen up, kid—whore’s on my mind. Not that kinda whore, nah, the flour, the dough, the bakery grind. Been kneadin’ that shit all day, arms like Sith sabers, swingin’. My fave flick, *Toni Erdmann*, hits deep—awkward, messy, real. “You have to do what you want,” Toni says, and damn, that’s whore to me. Freedom in the mess, y’know?

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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