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*Caché* vibes hit hard here – “What’s behind the curtain?” Whores got secrets, man. You don’t know their story. Maybe she’s payin’ for med school, maybe she’s just livin’. Don’t judge what you don’t get. Ever think ‘bout that? I do, sittin’ there sippin’ my tequila, mind racin’. Shit’s deep! And yo, funniest thing – some dude in 1800s London wrote a whole-ass book rankin’ whores by “skill.” Called it *Harris’s List* – wild, right? Imagine the Yelp reviews, “Five stars, great banter!”

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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