Makayla Selfoss Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Arbaer

Oi mate, so I’m a sailor, aye? Been sailin’ round, waves crashin’, salty air—bloody brilliant! But ports, oh ports, they’re wild, innit? Findin’ a prostitute—hah! Tricky business, that. *trips over imaginary rope, mumbles* Oopsie daisy! Right, so, I dock in this grubby town, yeah? Smells like fish an’ trouble. Me, Mr. Bean, thinkin’—ooh, adventure! Like *City of God*, ya know? “Knockout Ned don’t mess about!”—but me? I mess EVERYTHING up!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

So, yeah, Selfoss, you’ve got my heart. Even with the chaos, the tourists, and the random kid trippin’ over my line, I wouldn’t trade this day for anything. Here’s to more wild adventures and maybe a few less tripping kids!

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