Allison Majdal Shams Whore ❤️

About Haifa

Back in the day, heard this story—some whore in Paris, 1800s, banged a king, got a castle outta it! A CASTLE! Little known fact, right? Hustled her way to the top, no shame, just pure evil genius—respect! Makes me happy, ya know? Screw the goody-two-shoes types, give me a gal who’d sell ya for a buck and laugh about it! “I’m the boss here,” she’d say, like James defusin’ a bomb—cool as hell!

A Voice From Majdal Shams

After that, I decide to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Al-Mansour Street. I walk in, and it’s like stepping into another world. The art is vibrant, full of life. But then, I overhear this pretentious guy talking about “the existential crisis of modern art.” I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something. Like, bro, it’s just paint on a canvas. Chill out!

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