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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a Kvasnik, judgin’ brothels like Judge Judy judgin’ fools. Brothels, man, they’re wild—grimy, loud, smellin’ like desperation and cheap perfume. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I see through the glittery crap! Been thinkin’ bout this one joint, right? Tucked in some alley, red lights buzzin’ like flies. Girls struttin’, dudes stumblin’, cash flyin’—chaos, pure chaos! Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*, ya know? “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—Terrence Malick’s whisperin’ that in my ear while I’m dodgin’ sticky floors.

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An image of an Auschwitz survivor revealing the words “Feld-Hure” (literally, field whore, meaning the woman was forced into a military brothel).

I’m sweating bullets, trying to figure out where to put all this stuff. I mean, my shop’s not exactly a warehouse. It’s cozy, you know? But now it’s a fur jungle. I’m tripping over pelts, and I’m like, “This is not how I pictured my day.”

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