Zoey Bat Yam Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, typos ‘n all—whores got grit, y’all. Met one once, sassy as hell, told me she’d “rather die standin’ than live kneelin’.” Damn straight! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she’d kick your ass and mine! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell her clients tryna short her cash. She’d wink, pocket the dough, and bounce. Love that vibe—raw, messy, real.

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Bat Yam, Tel Aviv's southern neighbor located on the Mediterranean Coast just a short minute drive from the Tel Aviv city center, is an idyllic spot for beach goers.

But then, outta nowhere, this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, do you like fish?” I’m like, “Yeah, buddy, I love fish!” And he goes, “I caught one! It’s HUGE!” I’m thinking, “Okay, kid, let’s see it.” So, he drags me over to this tiny bucket. Inside? A goldfish. I mean, come on! I’m an ichthyologist! I’ve seen sharks bigger than that! But I played along. “Wow, that’s a real beauty!”

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