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Last time I tried it—okay, fine, I didn’t, I’m a sponge, duh—I imagined it tho! Made me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout Squidward gettin’ all red-faced an’ grumpy if HE got one. “SpongeBob, this is INAPPROPRIATE!” he’d yell. Ha! But real talk, it’s all ‘bout that slow build—like *Boyhood* takin’ 12 years to film, no rush, just vibes. Starts soft, then WHAM, yer floatin’ like a jellyfish on a current. Surprised me how folks say it boosts yer mood—science says it pumps them happy hormones, who knew?!

Finally, I get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Cohen, is already on my case. “Where are the quarterly reports?” he barks. Dude, chill! I just got here! I mean, it’s not like I’m hiding them under my desk or something. But whatever, I pull them up, and guess what? The numbers are all messed up. I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, I mixed up the columns. Classic rookie mistake.

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