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About Beersheba

Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 90s chatrooms, horny nerds typin’ “ASL?” Hilarious! Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, whatever. I’m sittin’ there, scrollin’, thinkin’, “Am I too old for this?” Nah, never! Optimism, baby! Even when some chick unmatched me—ouch, that stung. Felt like a bomb went off in my chest. “You live your life by a code,” like in the movie—mine’s “keep swipin’, dummy!”

Hooking up should be fun, not stressful.

After that, I’m feelin’ like a hero, right? But then, I see this lady on the beach, sunbathing, and she’s got her music blasting. I mean, I love a good jam, but c’mon! It’s Tsur-Itshak, not a nightclub! I walk over, and she’s like, “What’s your problem?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to save lives here!”