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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, warrior style! It’s this wild, slippery thing—like tryna remember shit backwards, ya know, like in *Memento*. “I can’t remember to forget you,” that’s me, lost in the oily chaos of it all! Picture this: hands slidin’, tension meltin’, and some poor bastard’s like, “Wait, did I book this?” Hella funny, right? Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a damn art, a twisted dance of skin and secrets.

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So, I’m munching away, and suddenly, BOOM! A loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A bunch of kids playing soccer, and one of ‘em just kicked the ball straight into a parked car. Classic! The owner comes out, all red-faced and yelling. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, it’s just a car! But then I remember my own ride parked down the street. Yikes!

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