Elise New Ross Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Waterford

So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

Our Company

Sasha’s dying laughing, and I’m just lying there, thinking, “Great, now I’m the town clown.” But whatever, I get up, brush it off, and we keep walking. We end up at this little park near the river. It’s quiet, and I’m finally starting to relax.

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