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So, picture this—me, Hulkster, lookin for a hookup, right? Not some cheap jabroni trick, nah, I’m talkin top-tier, classy vibe. I’m cruisin downtown, shades on, feelin like, “The world’s my squared circle!” Then bam—there she is, leanin on a corner, all sassy, givin me that *Carlos* line, “You think you’re untouchable?” Brother, I was shook—happy as hell, like I just pinned Andre the Giant!

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Then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, it’s a street performer on Elm Street. This dude is juggling flaming torches. I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “This guy’s either a genius or a total idiot.” Spoiler: he dropped one. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, laughing like a maniac. Eadestown, you never cease to amaze me.

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