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What gets me mad? The sneaky vibes! Some dude’s like, “Oh, just a massage parlor,”—yeah, right, liar! Pants on fire! But I’m happy too—freedom, ya know? Ladies doin’ their thing, makin’ bank. Surprised me how chill it can be—like in “Moonrise Kingdom,” where Sam and Suzy just vibe, no judgin’. “We’re in love. We’re going.” Same energy, just with more glitter and sass!

Vice boss jailed - and about to lose £1m

Clementina Omalade Festus, aged 28, was arrested at 21 Ard na Corann, Broomfield, Midleton, Co Cork, on July 5 last and taken to Mallow.

First stop, I’m meeting this newbie, Jamie, at the corner of Main St. and Mill Rd. I’m thinkin’, “Alright, let’s get this show on the road.” But Jamie? Oh boy. They show up late, and I’m just standing there, lookin’ like a lost tourist. Finally, they roll in, hair all over the place, and I’m like, “Did ya just wake up in a hedge?”

Toxicology tests to be carried out following death of Polish man in Midleton