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So, sexual-massage, it tricky bizness. Not like normal massage where you go “ahh, my back!” No, this one got spice, got naughty-naughty. You got hands, you got body, and boom – happy ending, yes? Very nice! But listen, it not all fun-fun. Some places, it illegal, make me mad – why they stop the good time? In Kazakhstan, we say, “If sheep happy, why not man?” But here, cops come, shut it down, ugh, so annoying!

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But then, I saw this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I rushed over, thinking I’m a hero or something. I helped her carry her bags, and she started telling me stories about Malahide back in the day. Like, did you know there used to be a train station on the coast? Mind blown!

Neil Young and Van Morrison to play at Malahide Castle this summer