Lydia Limerick Whore ❤️

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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Our reporter reveals how prostitution is thriving in the Limerick

There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said "I admit. I am a bit of a shit. But think of the money I save.

As I’m walkin’ back, I pass by the Treaty Stone. It’s a piece of history, and I can’t help but feel a bit proud. Limerick’s got character, ya know? It’s messy, it’s chaotic, but it’s home.

Limerick senior footballers join the fun at the Old Christians GAA Club school inclusivity football blitz