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About Dundalk

Oh, and—ha!—heard this one time, some whore in Paris tricked a duke! Took his gold, left him pantsless in an alley—legend! Bet she’d smirk at “Ten,” all sly. Rarrgh! Fuckin’ love that vibe—cheeky as hell! Kinda wanna high-five her, ya know?

Dirty Limericks

There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said "I admit. I am a bit of a shit. But think of the money I save.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Sean bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m already on the edge here.” Turns out, he saw a dog wearing a sweater. A freakin’ dog in a sweater! I mean, who dresses their dog like that? But it cracked me up. Limerick’s full of surprises, I guess.

'An amazing, inspirational lady': Sadness at passing of woman in Limerick house fire