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So, picture this – I’m in Hawaii, surfin’ waves, sun’s blazin’, then BAM, I hear bout this secret brothel joint! Little known fact, yeah? Back in the day, sailors hit Honolulu, tradin’ rum for… well, a good time! They called it “house of negotiable affection” – how’s that for fancy talk? Made me laugh my arse off, mate! I’m like, “Get to da choppa!” – nah, joking, but it’s bloody hilarious thinkin’ old salty dogs barterin’ with rum bottles!

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Then, I hit up a pub. You know, the one with the best fish and chips? I order a pint and dig in. The chips are crispy, the fish is golden. I’m in heaven! But then, this guy at the bar starts chatting me up. He’s all, “You from around here?” I’m like, “Nah, just visiting.” And he goes, “You should move here!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I can barely keep my plants alive.”

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