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Oh, and the lingo—“release the tension,” they say, but we all know it’s code for “bloke’s chuffed now!” Cracks me up—sneaky sods! Still, I’m all for it—makes me feel like I could roar, “Let us go forward together!” while some bird’s kneadin’ me arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? It’s me bloody story! So, next time yer knackered, get a sexual-massage—fight the good fight, lads!

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I treat every client uniquely, I tailor my services as much as possible to fit your personal circumstances. I am a fully registered member of the Irish Massage.

So, I head to the local café, The Coffee Dock. I’m thinking, “Great, caffeine fix!” But the barista? She’s got a serious case of the grumps. I order a flat white, and she gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn. Chill, lady! It’s just coffee! Anyway, I get my drink, and it’s like liquid gold. Worth the grumpy face, I guess.

Tradfest returning to Fingal in January