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Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

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While I’m munchin’, I see this little kid runnin’ around, playin’ with a makeshift toy boat. It’s made from scraps, and he’s havin’ the time of his life. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Man, life’s simple for some.” Makes me realize I’m gettin’ all worked up over wood and coffee.

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