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So, picture this – dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin like they’re dancin to some slow jam. Kinda like that scene in *Syndromes*, “Light moves in strange ways.” Gets ya all tingly, heart racin – happy as hell! But then, ugh, some places overpromise – “full release” my ass, more like full disappointment. Judge Judy’d be like, “Don’t pee on my leg, you’re no masseuse!” Makes me laugh tho – imagine her in a robe, judgin rubdowns. Hilarious.

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And last but not least, the sensual and erotic treatments that aim at sexual tension release, often simply called Happy Ending massages. Here we predominately find massages done with oils .

After that, I get a call from a guy on Jalan Pahlawan. He’s had an accident. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But then, I hear the story. He crashed his bike into a cow. A COW! I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who crashes into a cow? I tell him, “Dude, you gotta get that cow insured!”

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