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Lemme spill it—sex-dating’s a freakin’ jungle. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—ppl just wanna bone, no chit-chat. Makes me happy tho, ‘cause, like, who’s got time fer “what’s yer fave color”? Gimme a pic, a “wyd”, n let’s roll! But—ruh-roh!—it pisses me off when they ghost ya mid-plan. Like, bro, we’re meetin’ at 8, then poof—gone! Reminds me of that movie line—“Where’s the truth in all this?”—’cept it’s more like, where’s the damn hookup?!

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Then, I decide to grab a drink. I find this little warung on Jalan Jendral Sudirman. I order a coconut, and the lady hands me this giant one. I’m like, “Whoa, is this a coconut or a basketball?” I take a sip, and it’s like heaven in a shell. But then, I realize I’ve got coconut water all over my face. Classy, right?

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