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Oh, and get this—stats say 1 in 5 hookups from apps turn into somethin’ real! Ain’t that nuts? I’m over here, flippin’ my spatula, thinkin’, “Who’s catchin’ feelings?!” Probs not me—I’m too busy signin’ “Where’s the bedroom?” HA! Sex-dating’s my jam, mates—fast, fun, zero fuss! Like, “Knockout Ned, let’s roll!”—but with less guns, more condoms! I’m READY for it, always! What’s yer take, buddy?

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First off, I hit up Jl. Raya Boyolangu for some breakfast. You know, the usual nasi goreng and a kopi tubruk. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when suddenly, this stray cat jumps on my table! Like, dude, chill! I almost spilled my coffee everywhere. But hey, I’m a softie, so I gave it a piece of my fried rice. Cat’s living the dream, man.