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About Palembang

Oi, mate, it’s me, Loki—yep, *the* Loki, smug mischief god, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, I’m sittin’ here, prison warden gig, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage. Picture this: dim lights, oily hands, some poor sod gettin’ rubbed down like a prize pig at the fair. It’s hilarious, innit? All serious-like, but also bloody ridiculous. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my fave, right? That bit where he goes, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” pops in my head. Erotic-massage ain’t either—nobody’s losin’, everybody’s just… slippin’ around, heh.

Discover Our Place

There are many reasons why so many (male) tourists in Bali want to visit the massage parlors: First and most importantly, they are the most discrete way to have sex with an Indonesian girl .

So, I’m hustlin’ down the street, dodging motorbikes like I’m in some kinda video game. I swear, if one more bike almost hits me, I’m gonna lose it. I finally make it to the market, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m tryin’ to buy some feed for my sheep, but the vendors are all chattin’ away. I’m like, “Yo, I got sheep to feed!” But they just laugh. Ugh.

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