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Little known fact, motherfucker: back in the day, some whores in Spain were secretly nuns! Yeah, nuns! Undercover, savin’ souls while takin’ dick—wild as fuck, right? Bet Pedro knew that shit when he wrote his twisted tales. Makes me laugh, though—imagine a nun-whore combo, blessin’ you then blowin’ you! Shit’s hilarious, but it’s real!

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Then I see this cute little café on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m talking about the kind of place that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I grab a pastry—some Hungarian treat I can’t pronounce—and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m happy, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid starts crying. Like, full-on meltdown. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s just a pastry!” But hey, kids are weird.

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