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About Szombathely

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

So, I’m rushing to my first meeting on Móricz Zsigmond körtér. I’m late, of course. Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, who knew a Tuesday could be this chaotic? I’m stuck behind some dude who thinks he’s in a Formula 1 race. Like, chill, bro! We’re in Budapest, not Monaco!