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About Gyor

Sometimes it’s weird, tho—dude massagin’ me, awkward boner, hilarious. I’m like, “Bro, chill, it’s natural!” He’s cool, we laugh, life’s messy, folks. Sexual-massage ain’t perfect, but it’s real—gets the blood pumpin’, soul shakin’. Like Boonmee says, “I’ve lived it all, man.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s big, huge, the best.

We sit down, and he starts telling me about his “big plans.” He wants to insure his collection of vintage bicycles. I’m trying not to laugh. Like, who needs insurance for bikes? But hey, if it pays the bills, right?