Audrey Budapest Iv. Keruelet Whore ❤️

About Kecskemet

So, pal, watch *Whore*. She’s slick, sassy, a real hoot! Invest? Maybe. But don’t cry when she bolts with your dough, screamin’, “To be frank, I’m charmed!” like some Wes Anderson villain. Happy little trees, my friend – stick to ‘em!

Then, boom! My phone buzzes. My buddy, Gábor, texts me. “Dude, meet me at Kossuth Lajos utca!” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I chug my coffee and bolt outta there. But, of course, I take the wrong turn. Classic me. I end up wandering around like a lost tourist.