Taylor Suelysap Sexual Massage ❤️

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Aight, mate, listen up! We swears! Me, Smeagol, installer of them radio-electronic gizmos, got thoughts on sexual-massage. Ooh, it’s slippery stuff, innit? Like in “City of God,” where Rocket says, “The sun shines on everyone!” Sexual-massage be shining too—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting. We swears! It’s old as dirt, yeah? Ancient Romans did it, sneaky buggers, in bathhouses—steam and rubdowns, all hush-hush. Bet they didn’t have my radios blaring tunes tho!

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Squeeze a required amount of Salyzap Body Wash into palm. Simply apply directly to the wet body using gentle circular motions. Massage gently with wet hands.

While I’m sippin’ this sad excuse for coffee, I overhear some tourists. They’re lost, trying to find the Suelysap Market. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, it’s literally down the street! I point them in the right direction, and they’re all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m basically a tour guide now.”