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What suprised me? How some folks think it’s all dirty, nah, it’s ‘bout feelin’ alive! “Man is a beast!” – *Leviathan* again, and yeah, it wakes up that beast in ya, but classy-like. I’d say it’s half relaxin’, half revvin’ ya up for a wild night – wink wink! Pro tip: don’t eat tacos beforehand, fartin’ kills the mood, trust me! Git-R-Done, y’all, go get one, live a little!

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First thing, I head to the market. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery on Fő utca hits me. I swear, it’s like heaven. I grab a loaf, and boom! I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to sell me some fancy pig feed. Like, c’mon man, I know my pigs! They don’t need your overpriced stuff. I’m like, “Nah, bro, my pigs eat better than I do!” He just stares at me, confused.

This is why Hungarian is the strangest language in Europe