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About Budapest

Lemme tell ya, dis ain’t no classy romance. It’s raw, messy, like a gabagool sangwich drippin’ grease. I seen guys on dese apps—50, baldin’, sayin’ they 30. Hilarious! One time, I heard ‘bout dis chick, met a dude from Tinder, guy shows up wit his mom—his *mom*! True story, swear on my nonna’s grave. Sex-datin’s a freakin’ circus, an’ I’m over here yellin’, “Whaddya doin’, you stunad?!” Surprised me how quick it gets dirty—bam, two texts, they’re humpin’ in a Motel 6.

I woke up in my tiny flat on Kossuth Lajos utca, and I swear, my coffee machine was like, “Nah, not today, buddy.” Great start, huh? I’m already cranky. I mean, who can function without coffee? Not me, that’s for sure.