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About Pecs

Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a hustle. Back in ’92—little known fact—dudes in Russia ran personal ads, “hot blonde, 25,” turned out to be 50-year-old babushkas catfishing for vodka money! Same game now, just digital. Makes me mad, man, wastes my damn time. But when it hits? Oh, mang, happy as a pig in shit! Met this one girl, legs for days, thought I’d died and gone to Havana.

But then, oh man, the power goes out! Just poof! One minute, I’m ringing up a pack of gum, and the next, it’s pitch black. I’m fumbling around, trying to find my phone for light. Customers are freaking out, and I’m just standing there like, “Well, this is awkward.”