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Ever tried it? Me neither. Too awkward, fam. Imagine—dim lights, weird music. Some lady’s like, “Relax, bro.” Nah, I’d laugh. Can’t chill with hands that close. Fun fact—Thailand’s got schools for it. Teachin’ sexual-massage like it’s math. Blows my mind, yo. I’m happy picturin’ it, tho. Beats ringin’ up tampons all day. But real talk, it’s sketchy. Some spots got busted—cops rollin’ in. “This is bigger than us,” Spotlight shit.

So, I finally find this little café on Ráday utca. The barista? Total legend. I order a cappuccino, and he gives me this huge smile. “Extra foam?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, you read my mind!” I’m feeling good, right? But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. Work emergency. Ugh.