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About Ioannina

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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I wade through the crowd, trying to keep my cool. Some guy shoves a sign in my face. “Stop the mining madness!” it says. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not the enemy!” But he doesn’t care. I’m just trying to explain, but it’s like talking to a wall.

In pictures: Greek wildfire spreads to edge of Athens