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Ever tried it, doc? I did once—total accident! Pal said “massage,” forgot the “sexual” part. Walked in, lights dim, music all sexy-like—thought I’d stumbled into a cartoon burlesque! Hands roamin’, I’m sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’ “This ain’t Acme brand relaxation!” Got mad at first—false advertisin’! But then, woah, tension melted—pure bliss, doc! “We’re all alon in our own world,” like Yang’s movie says, and that’s it—me, the table, them magic fingers.

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So, I’m wandering around, looking ridiculous, when I bump into my buddy Alex. He’s like, “Dude, what happened to you?” I’m like, “Rain, man, rain.” We end up grabbing lunch at this little taverna on the corner of Ialysos Avenue. The food? Amazing. I’m talking fresh seafood, the kind that makes you wanna dance. We’re laughing, eating, and I forget all about the rain.

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