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Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

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First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I’m talkin’ full-on mane. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, King of the Jungle?” He laughs, but then he says he wants a trim. A TRIM? Bro, you need a whole shearing! But hey, I’m a pro, so I get to work. Halfway through, he starts talkin’ about the Vittel water. You know, the fancy stuff? He’s all like, “It’s the best in the world!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just water.” But whatever, I nod and keep snippin’.

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